Tuesday, December 23, 2003

I love you this much...
And now it's raining!! Aaaargh!
Froobie, we are closer together now BECAUSE of everything we have been through together in the last 6-7 years. You are more important to me than anyone else on the planet. Sure, we have our probs, but together, we can always work through them. I just want this christmas to be me, and you, chilling like villains. I want to be close to you, to love you, and to smell you. (that sounds wierd, but it's not meant to be)
First and foremost, I want you to be happy. And I remember now what your father told me the secret was... do everything she tells me too! But I'm my own man, and one thing you haven't told me to do is thank you for being there and really being with me this whole time. We are better when we work together. And I don't want you to feel like I'm not working on this with you. I'm just a dude, but a dude in love with you!

P.S. Santa still wants to surprise you with SOMETHING! So I'll see you a few hours after work.

My little mushkin... I love you!

P.P.S. I changed your hair page so it just says your first name... okay?
I'm sorry.
You are a little reindeer! I can't believe you! You made me leave the house without a jacket, and I'm totally freezing! That's what I get for not listening to you! You have been a good girl this year, and Santa has just a few more things he has to make in his elf shop for you, little girl. Santa is going to be a little late getting back from work. So I want to see you (in a christmas bow) waiting for Santa sometime before 3:00 P.M.
Don't argue with me, I'm Santa. Things are going to be as I say they are! Now be a good little girl, put a smile on that face, and wait for your Santa. (little elf dance)
I hate you! I love you! I hate you!

I love you,


Monday, December 22, 2003

By the way, the candlestick was for us... plus two more cards.
Say hi to Cody for me.

That bum didn't send back the contracts or a check, am I just too naive?


Friday, December 19, 2003

Yes, that was my first sale...
and yes, I should see you @ 5:15, the party is expected to last 1 hour.

P.S. There might be a bonus check as a christmas gift from my boss
Keep your fingers crossed for big $!
Today seems to be negotiation day for us. I just closed that account I was talking about this morning! All we need is the guys check and it's on! Great job on telling Nikole what was up with her Mom. That is so weird about Kyle and Nikole calling, both with funky moms. I love you, and have an extra candy cane for you.


Thursday, December 18, 2003

This could be bad for any "trial" they are gonna have for Saddam.
Makes us look like an ass is what it does.

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Sounds great! I can't wait to see it. I'm sure you did a great job, after all, you are a proffesional. Work is the same as always, hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror. I love you, and will see you at 3pm.

P.S. You are a good girl, and Santa has you on his "Nice" list.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Hey, I (you) got you a present, You (I) hope I (you) like it. I'm absolutely sure you'll love it, as you picked it out. I can't wait to see what I (you) got you for christmas.
Action figures that are a little odd. These are very funny, and right up to the minute. Don't forget to get your "Captured Saddam" doll. Then you can get Bush and Blair and have a tea party!
A lion remains a lion even if captured. I agree with the idea that Saddam was possibly on drugs when captured. If not his own cocktail of painkillers, then maybe something given by his captors to keep him docile. Then don't forget, he was armed when they caught him. Why didn't he just pop a couple caps into the soldiers who were gonna pull him from his "spider hole"? Not that that would be a good thing or anything, but it's what I expected from the "Rogue leader of the Axis of Evil". He went down pretty much like anyone would, after being dogged since March. I still want to know where he gets his hair colored.

Monday, December 15, 2003

With all the news about capturing Saddam Hussein, I'm glad someone is focused on his lack of grey hair or roots. I'm pretty sure this could be spun up into a larger story. Like who IS Saddam's hairdresser? What color does he use? How often does he get his hair done. These are the questions the world demands be answered!

Friday, December 12, 2003

Hi baby, I got moved to my own desk at work today. It's really cool. I have a brand spankin' new computer (much faster than my old win95), my own regular phone and extension, and drawers and all that shit. I'm a big pimp now! How are ya doing today? Any news, or new appointments? Your my little skittle. ;-) wink wink

Thursday, December 11, 2003

Second day of work on "Married to the Kellys", and those people couldn't be nicer. Very funny, relaxed, quick and talented. Maybe I like them so much because they are treating me so well. It feels like a real family that I happen to be staying with for a couple of days. Met some old friends as well as made some new ones. I will be going into work at 1 p.m. I know, rough huh?

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Just had a full fire drill here at work. The entire building emptied out onto the streets. Damn! There are a bunch of people who work in our building! We stretched all the way from wilshire to 6th street. One person in our office was designated as being "dead". I saved an entire floor of people from burning to death, after hearing some knocking behind a fire door, I opened it, and saw 20 or so people who were trapped behind a locked door. They looked almost as relieved as if it were a real fire when I opened the door and saved their "lives". Got separated from my office, then grouped up with them once back out on the street. We almost had two "dead" when one of the guys in our office thought it was a good time to take a piss break. We found him ten minutes later. Then it took longer to get back in the building, as they had closed the stairs and the whole building had to compete for elevators to get back to their floors. Very exciting

Monday, December 08, 2003

*** NEWS ALERT ***

Los Angeles, Ca -
The public is just learning of the awakening of one Janet Lazar, hairdresser. She was spotted waking up in her stylish Hollywood, California bungalow. Reports of cuteness have been confirmed. This up to the minute report has been filed recently as we have learned of her possible employment at Prive Salon, one of the trendiest and most exclusive salons in Southern California. More on this to follow in the next couple of days.


Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Nothing much going on over here today. It's the calm after the storm. I did come across a pretty hot lead today, and I will try to sell them on our service in the next 24 hours. I like it here when it's nice and mellow. Very good to hear JR is coming Fri. He's been a great client for you. I miss you, and can't wait to see you after work. Meow. Purr, purr.


Monday, December 01, 2003

OK baby, hope you enjoyed your tacos. I'm still very busy here, don't know when I'll be home. I can't imagine that they will need me after 5. I'll keep you updated.
Oh really! What, did she wash her hair with Ajax? Are you feeling OK? Do you need some soup and crackers? Let me know, and I'll pick some food up on my way home...
I hope you are feeling better. Everybody has their horns on here at work. "Python" - hiss hiss. If you need anything, call pink dot and have them bring it to you. (just use the card) I don't know how late I will be working today, probably 3 or 4, it is the busiest and craziest day they have had all year. Nothing new in the gossip arena, except that I found out we handle Ron Jeremy's calls, we are so busy, no one even has time for a joke or a jab. Usually we are a very fun office, but when I came in this morning, it was like I was at the law firm that represents Scott Peterson, or Michael Jackson. No fun. Fuck it. I'll make it fun. I'll put Visine in the coffee pot, that ought to get things moving here