Tales of the Bone Machine - A fair and balanced look at Hollywood, Politics, Media and Cute, Furry Animals, plus updates on those Vicious Squirrels and their Planned Squirrel Invasion and Uprising - by Keith Coogan
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
W.C. Fields: The Great McGonigle Act
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
So, the states bogus secrecy needs trump the peoples real privacy rights?
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
282,700 score on Galaga
282,700 score on Galaga
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
Not the highest score on this particular machine, but this is my all-time best score on a real, arcade-style, stand-up version of Galaga. I can't really believe I acheived such a high score, although I am on some pretty strong painkillers after a nasty trip to the dentist, so maybe I was just in some sort of drug-induced trance. That could explain it.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Blogs go dark, fans get behind the writers
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Saturday, November 10, 2007
Friday, November 09, 2007
Inland Empire
I have recognized some themes and possible messages though, themes that wouldn't have been readily apparent if I hadn't obsessed over "Mulholland Drive" and found Lost on Mulholland Drive, which is an excellent and thorough collection of analysis, reviews and suggested interpretations of one of the best "puzzle" films ever created.
I say "puzzle" film only because it is the best and most simple way of describing the overall effect of watching the film, and then being captured by essences and small things late at night, when you thought you had put it down. These two movies can crawl right up under your skin and speak to the immortal soul and great unknown in each of us.
I rented "Inland Empire" from Netflix. I will now be turning my "three at a time" plan into a "two at a time" plan, as I am holding onto this disc and will be watching it endlessly looking for clues into its mysteries.
Here is what I've come up with so far. Now, some Lynch fans may say that I am grasping at the obvious, but I am peeling back this movie one layer at a time, so bear with me:
Actors are whores.
They sell a bit of their soul each time they book a movie.
The producer of the film within a film is the devil.
The lead actress made a Faustian deal with the devil.
Her soul is his to play with.
There is an image of rabbits in a sit-com.
The producer said he used to like to play with rabbits. And dogs.
Now I think he is playing with people.
She is a lost soul, condemned to play out life for the devil's amusement and entertainment.
All the world's a stage, and we are merely players.
****And all this from only 1 hour of this movie!!!***
It is too intense to watch all at once. But I will try this weekend.
David Lynch has tapped into so much stuff that I am stunned into awe.
I will try to continue my analysis as I watch more of the film.
Signed,
Keith "Oh My Gawd, what a weird film!" Coogan
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
This bitch is about to transform!
This bitch is about to transform!
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
You know you've been watching your "Transformers" DVD too much when this truck somehow looks menacing.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Trauma, Turmoil and Challenges
Wow, couldn't have been a rougher last several days. Actually, I am fully aware that it could have been worse, so I must continually thank my lucky stars (Mother Mary) for my blessings. I'm not much of a religious man, (having been raised as a lapsed Catholic) but prayer seems to be the only way to find relief from the pressures of everyday life.
As many of you may know, I used to be an actor. I say "used to be" because it has been at least two years since I worked on a set, and I also let my AFTRA membership go bye bye. Still have my SAG membership, however I am not currently represented by a talent agent either.
Here is what I'm looking for:
-A new agent (one who "gets" me, understands my past work, and where I'd like to be in the future)
-Someone to help me put a reel together. I have all of these movies under my belt, but I never really had a clip tape. I'm lazy, and I thought my credits would be enough to get into the casting room, apparently they aren't, so I need a clip dvd.
-Two studio pictures a year, with no less than sixth billing. I don't need big parts to get big laughs, just steady enough exposure so I don't keep hearing the phrase, "So, do you still act?"
-I hate television, but would do guest roles on single camera, scripted shows. No "live" shows or half hour comedies, and no improvisation. I respect the written word, and am looking to work on fully fleshed out ideas, rather than winging it with a bunch of improv artists. Movies are not improv, although 40 Year Old Virgin was great, I'm sure there was a script. I know this is limiting, and the first thing that every potential agent says to me is, "How about tv, sitcoms, pilots, commercials or stand-up?" Most of the time I would like to say, "How about I punch you in the face with my bitter fist?" But usually I insist that this is the canvas that I like to paint on, and the arena that I had most of my success, why not continue towards that goal?
-Around 20 million dollars, so that I can retire and build a movie studio where I can write, direct, shoot and edit low budget, grindhouse pictures for the rest of my life. Maybe pumping out an art picture that "means something" every once in a while.
Is that too much to ask for?
I have tried to not be bitter like most other former child actors are, but it's getting harder and harder each and every day. I have never complained or whined much in the past, but I am ready to let success back into my life, am starting to lose my infinite patience, and am now angry at lost opportunities and past choices. What the heck does a former child actor have to do to get work in this town?
To Harry Gold, I'm sorry for letting you go at the peak of my career. I certainly shot myself in the foot with that move. When I approached you years later, you were no help. I understand you felt burned when I let you go, and I think that if I hadn't listened to Linda Brown and moved over to Innovative Artists, then you and I would still be working together, and things would be quite different than they are now. I'm sorry Harry, but I was just a kid, and I didn't know any better.
I'm looking for my next "Harry Gold". If you are out there, and if you liked my work in the past, I have grown up quite a bit, and am seeking representation.
Looking for help,
Keith Coogan
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Exercise Vigilant Shield ’08 slated for October
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Thursday, October 04, 2007
Voting Fraud
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
End of the world
End of the world
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
Somehow this signals the final nail in the coffin of our society. A Bratz Shrek synergy.
Wow.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Epidemic Of Police Brutality Sweeps America (12 VIDEOS)
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