Tales of the Bone Machine - A fair and balanced look at Hollywood, Politics, Media and Cute, Furry Animals, plus updates on those Vicious Squirrels and their Planned Squirrel Invasion and Uprising - by Keith Coogan
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then hit the link
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2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then hit the link
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Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Monday, April 07, 2008
Top Dems to Mukasey: Fork over the 9/11 memo
Letter demands Bushie AG turn over memo outlining Executive's super-duper terrorism-fighting powers, explain how government failed to possibly prevent 9/11 by lawfully intercepting call they knew was coming through.
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Friday, April 04, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Top Ranking CIA Operatives Admit Al-qaeda Is a Complete Fab
BBC’s killer documentary called “The Power of Nightmares“. Top CIA officials openly admit, Al-qaeda is a total and complete fabrication, never having existed at any time. The Bush administration needed a reason that complied with the Laws so they could go after “the bad guy of their choice”
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Labels:
Al Qaeda,
Lies,
miserable failure,
politics,
saddam hussein,
Terrorism
Friday, March 28, 2008
OK I Love You Without Getting Sued - Now with less lawsuits!
You see, I had uploaded a copy of this short a while back, but I hadn't nailed down the rights to the music I had used on the soundtrack. So, I went ahead and scrubbed the offending tune, added some sound effects, atmosphere and a bit of projector noise and...voila! Please enjoy!
Short film by Keith Coogan. Sometimes what looks scary at first can turn into something warm and fuzzy. Shot in Hollywood, CA on the Sony HDR-HC1. Edited with iMovie.
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David Archuleta confuses Keith Coogan for Scott Grimes
"I don't want to say Archuleta in this scenario was wrong. And I don't want to state as fact that Keith Coogan doesn't know a hey of a lot about music. I will say, however, that the man seems way more into squirrel armor than power ballads."
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
Hillary Clinton Bosnia Trip Lies
Hillary Clinton caught on tape in a blatant lie. Lying about her experience so that we may trust her more with running our lives. Let's start talking about policies again, and stop looking for dirt to sling at the other candidates.
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Toy Soldier Icons
If you ever needed an icon for Keith Coogan, but just didn't know where to look.
Keith Coogan Icons can totally be found here.
More Keith Coogan icons here as well.
Keith Coogan Icons can totally be found here.
More Keith Coogan icons here as well.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
McCain: It's "Common Knowledge" Iran Is Training Al Qaeda
During another photo-op flying visit to Iraq, John McCain told reporters that it is well known that Iran is training Al Qaeda terrorists, a patently ludicrous claim that had to be immediately corrected by his traveling circus.
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Labels:
Al Qaeda,
Elections,
John McCain,
politics,
Terrorism
New Video of BigDog Quadruped Robot Is So Stunning It's Spooky
Very impressive work in robotics development. The new version of the robot can now carry 340 pounds, which is almost triple the previous weight. Boston Dynamics keeps working on their BigDog quadruped robot, which will probably grow to be the future AT-AT of the Pentagon.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Pentagon Attempts To Memory Hole New Iraq Report
The Pentagon has blocked the scheduled release of a definitive report that found no pre-Iraq war link between late Iraqi President Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda.
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Thursday, March 06, 2008
Monday, March 03, 2008
Squirrel Armor
This is a sure-fire sign that the squirrels are readying themselves for battle!
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
False Flag Prospects, 2008 -- Top Three US Target Cities
My 2007 three most likely cities for the next 9/11 were Houston, Chicago and Portland. This year the same three cities are still most endangered, in light of the fact that the US military has designated Texas, Indiana and Oregon as three of its four target states in the 2008 version of its Noble Resolve military exercises.
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