Monday, November 24, 2008

"The Adventures in Babysitting" - It's not what you think.

An "adult" version of "Adventures in Babysitting". I wonder what the plot was?

Dissident = Conspiracy Theorist = Crazy Person

Self-styled dissident Michael Goodspeed finally accepts Big Media's characterization of him as a "conspiracy theorist," i.e. an upside down bat shit crazy person.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

500 years of the greatest conspiracy theories

From global warming to 9/11, Shakespeare to Elvis, Diana to JFK, peak oil to Roswell, an intelligent summary of the most widely held and persistent conspiracy theories

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Friday, November 14, 2008

FBI informant testifies suspect refused to plan attack

Um... Couldn't we be spending time and money investigating the people that actually DO want to harm our country? What is wrong with these people?

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Red squirrel attacks children's writer

A red squirrel called Elvis the Pelvis has attacked a children's writer who nursed him back to health.

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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Prop 8 Protest Rally Silver Lake - Conflict - No to Proposition 8 - No to Hate



Prop 8 Protest in Silver Lake - Conflict with proponents of proposition 8 which denies marriage rights to gay and lesbian couples in California. Three guys with bullhorns and signs also attended the rally of over 20,000 people. Mounted police officers do a fantastic job of protecting the free speech right of both the marchers and the counter-protestors. Liquid is tossed towards the three "Yes on 8" men, while 3 more guardian angel nun-drag queens tell the crowd to move along and if you just ignore them, they'll go away. Scenes of the crowd passing by are not the same group over and over, I stayed in one place, and never really could show how many people were really there.

Prop 8 Protest Rally in Silver Lake - Gathering - No to Proposition 8 - No to Hate



Prop 8 Protest in Silver Lake - Gathering before marching down Santa Monica Blvd, up Vermont, then back East on Sunset Blvd. Equal rights advocates are angry that the Mormon Church spent $70 million to deny the right-to-marry to this very vocal minority group.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

What the state of the union might be like Richard Pryor style

I saw Seth Rogen at my polling place!

After waiting on line for around an hour, I finally got the chance to let my voice be heard on the ballot. While heading back home, I spotted Seth Rogen waiting on line. Since I live in Hollywood and such, I guess I should have expected to see some famous people at the polls. I totally dear-spotted him as I walked right past him on the way to my car. He kind of looked back at me. Maybe somewhere in the back of his mind he was all, "Dude, I think I just saw that babysitter guy!" One can only hope.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Sarah Palin's clothing + maintenace = $150,000 in 2 months

Joe Six Pack can relate to this, of course. "If Edwards had gotten one of his legendary haircuts every singe week, it would still take him 7.2 years to spend what Palin had. Palin, in the end, had received the equivalent of $2,500 in clothes per day."

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

THE GREAT L.A. RIVER CLEANUP - TOM'S OF MAINE - RIVER STORIES VIDEO CONTEST

This video is entered into the "Tom's of Maine - River Stories Video Contest". Please watch it, then comment on the video page about your great river stories! Help me win a Prius!

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Baby Tigers love to swim!



Great article with lots of pictures of baby tigers swimming with their trainers. If there is anything I love more than squirrel attack stories, it's articles about cute/ugly ass baby tigers that love to swim.

Don't worry about the economy, the war, the elections or anything else. Just look at the cute pictures of swimming baby tigers.

That is all.

BREAKING: Head of GOP Voter Reg. Outift Arrested

Head of California GOP voter registration outfit charged with voter registration fraud, according to CA Sec. of State's office. The firm, YPM, also under investigation in several states for allegedly illegally switching thousands of registrations from Democratic to Republican...

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Thursday, October 09, 2008

A terrific website that covers tons of squirrel attacks

You really need to go to this site.

http://www.anti-squirrel.com/

I simply cannot believe I found a place that touches on my very serious fears of squirrel attacks.

Go and visit, and I hope you come away with the full gravity of the situation.

Be prepared... do your research... know the enemy.

They are mostly grey, brown and red... and they are already in your own backyard!

Squirrel leaves trail of destruction in its wake

A squirrel ignited a fiery chain reaction that led to a power line collapse, car fire, natural gas fire and a power outage in northwest Spokane Wednesday morning.

That's a lot of damage for just one squirrel. I insist he had help from the underground squirrel army.

Keep on your toes people. It looks like they are methodically testing our defenses, and are preparing to make their final move!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Who's going to jail?

I just want to know one thing... who's going to spend time in federal prison for orchestrating this financial fiasco?

Who's to blame?

I certainly don't want to pay for it out of my taxes, that sounds very socialist to me. Usually, it's the rich complaining about socialism, but this time the upper class needs the tacit approval of the unwashed masses before looting their bank accounts.

The oil companies just had several years of obscene record profits in the billions of dollars range.

The fat cats on Wall St. throw around advice like, "Be sure to split any deposits above $100,000 between accounts, or it's not covered by FDIC."

Yeah, like we all have hundreds of thousands of dollars and have to worry about those kinds of details.

Don't forget the troops will be in the streets starting tomorrow... but don't worry, they're there to help us get through these tough times, I swear.

Civil unrest is unlikely however, only because almost everyone is tied up watching the new 90210, reading about Lindsay Lohan's lesbian love romp, and downloading britney spears' latest sex tape... so I don't expect to see riots coming to your streets any time in the near future.

Yet once again I ask... who's going to jail?

Because someone is going to have to pay for this, they're going to have to answer up to it, face us down under hot lights. Someone has to balance the books and make right what has been taken away from us... and I'll tell you one thing, it's not going to be me.

Say no to the bailout. Say no to daylight robbery. Say no to your elected officials, don't let them get away with robbing our children and grandchildren to pay some clever bankers.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Billions for bankers but nothing for Social Security?

Why for how come we couldn't have our congress pass a resolution to pump billions of dollars into Social Security? If they are going to be rescuing a bunch of private financial, insurance and investment companies for the sake of the almighty dollar, what good is it if you have to eat cat food once you reach retirement age?

Our priorities must be the financial market. I read that the amount of money they plan on throwing at the current financial "crisis" would provide health care for every man, woman and child in the U.S. for six months.

Free markets require a correction now and then. It feels like they keep propping up the value of the dollar when they should let it find equilibrium within the global economy. By hiding the true relationship of our dollar with the rest of the world's currencies, we are deluding ourselves and extending the time it takes for the house of cards to come crumbling down.

I was appalled that the markets actually took a 400 point jump at the close of last week's trading.

What are these people smoking?