No, I have not bought any smokes today. I will be kicking right along-side you. (bites nails)

Heard a great story. A small child had called for a product for their grandmother, we needed to know the grandma's age, the child wasn't sure, but said she would check the back of her underwear, because the child's underwear said for age 5-6, and she was sure that Grandma's underwear would list her age as well.