I'm putting this in writing because I know no one will believe it when I say I can predict the future. This is dated Oct. 6th, 2004, and follows the Vice-Presidential debates held last night. We will have an October Surprise. Osama Bin-Laden will be caught and captured or killed within the next 3 weeks. There will be another terrorist incident between now and the election on Nov. 2nd. Martha will go to jail. And you will still be the cutest kitten on the planet. I love my kitten. Meow....

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Fark, your total news source
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-K