Saturday, March 20, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 65

Richard III gloats his balls off... excerpt from Williams Shakespeare's second most vicious piece.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 64

Acaste defends himself from attack by Clitandre in an excerpt from "The Misanthrope" by Moliere, as translated by Hal Gelb.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 63

Alceste speaks with Celimene about her admirers in a reading from Moliere's 'The Misanthrope', translated by Hal Gelb.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 62

A reading from William Shakespeare's, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Puck addresses the audience after they have watched the play.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 61

Reading from William Shakespeare's 'Henry IV' - Falstaff speaks to Harry about the company he keeps.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 60

Reading of an excerpt from Hamlet by William Shakespeare... Hamlet's father reveals he was murdered.

Lucas (Trailer)

Corey Haim was simply amazing in 'Lucas'. This was a great film, with Tom Hulce, Kerri Green, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jeremy Piven, Charlie Sheen, and Winona Ryder supporting Corey in one of his best performances. This movie takes its time, is solidly directed, and will break your heart. If you've never seen it... I recommend you do so.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 59

Reading of an excerpt from 'Don Quixote' by Miguel de Cervantes.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Monologue a Day - Day 58

A reading from 'Darnley', by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.

Corey Haim December 23, 1971 - March 10, 2010: R.I.P.

He liked to listen to music on his headphones, and loved his SEGA. His best friend was Corey Feldman, and "Lucas" was a great film. He loved his family, and was always heartbroken over some girl. His favorite number was 22, and he loved all kinds of pizza, and junk food. He was super-nice to every single one of his fans, and he was always a professional on the set... off the set was another story altogether. I loved him like a brother, and the world will be emptier without him.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 57

A reading from "The Affairs of Anatol" by Arthur Schnitzler, as translated by Marya Mannes.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 56

A reading from Anton Chekhov's 'The Cherry Orchard', as translated by Mason W. Cartwright.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 55

A reading from Moliere's 'The Blunderer', as translated by Henri van Laun.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 54

Keith reads from William Shakespeare's 'Antony and Cleopatra'.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Oceanic 815 - Rose and Jack - Side by Side

The scene from LOST with Jack and Rose on Oceanic 815, showing Season 1 on the left side and Season 6 on the right. Compiled by Neil Pomerleau.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 53

True story about me, my uncle, and Bigfoot.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 52

A correction on the "All 50 States" piece, but this time I sing it!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Keith Coogan double-feature at New Beverly Cinema

A Keith Coogan double bill:

Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
Sun: 1:00 only; Mon/Tue: 7:30
Toy Soldiers (1991)
Sun: 3:05 only; Mon/Tue: 9:35

March 7, 8, 9 @ The New Beverly Cinema

(Extract from New Beverly Cinema's homepage)
The New Beverly Cinema is LA's premier revival movie theater. Running for 30 years, the New Beverly is proud to bring Los Angeles the finest in independent, classic and foreign films.

Every show is a double feature and are all presented on 35mm high quality studio prints.
(End extract)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 51

Keith recites all 50 states in less than 30 seconds... an old bar trick I learned in the 6th grade.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 50

Keith directly addresses his "audience" - thanks for watching!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 49

Keith answers the question, "Have you ever played Hamlet?"

Monologue a Day Project - Day 48

Buford does a Redneck Review of the hit romantic comedy "Valentine's Day".

Monologue a Day Project - Day 47

Keithy C, the new cast member of Jersey Shore Season 2 creates his Match.com video profile.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monologue a Day - Day 46

A great sonnet by William Shakespeare on life, aging, and beauty.

Monologue a Day - Day 45

Sonnet XVIII by William Shakespeare.

Monologue a Day - Day 44

An angry rant somehow directed towards girl scouts and their cookies.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Archer: Pilot - Funniest Show On Earth



You'll have to log in to Hulu, but it's totally worth it... funniest show on earth...

Amber Alert for Vallejo, CA

Missing From: Vallejo, CA
Missing Date: 2/13/2010 12:00 AM

Contact: Vallejo Police Department
707-552-3285

Circumstances: ON FEBRUARY 13, 2010, AT 10:41 PM, THREE CHILDREN WERE ABDUCTED DURING A CARJACKING IN THE CITY OF VALLEJO, CALIFORNIA. THE SUSPECT WAS LAST SEEN DRIVING A TAN LEXUS ES300, WITH A CA LICENSE PLATE OF 3TJU390, POSSIBLY IN THE AREA OF VALLEJO, CA.


Missing Child
Name: Darius Williams
Hair Color: Br Eye Color: Br
Skin Color: Blk Age: 9YO
Gender: Male
Description: Clothing unknown.
Name: Niche'alah Harris
Hair Color: Br Eye Color: Br
Skin Color: Blk Age: 3YO
Gender: Female
Description: Clothing unknown.
Name: Michael Pittman
Hair Color: Br Eye Color: Br
Skin Color: Blk Age: 1YO
Gender: Male
Description: Clothing unknown.

Suspect
Name: Bryant Jacobs
Hair Color: Blk Eye Color: Br
Skin Color: Blk Age: 27YO
Height: 6FT Weight: 170LB
Gender: Male
Description: Hair is short and curly. Clothing unknown.

Vehicle Information
Make: Lexus Model: ES300
Color: Tan
License State: CA License Text: 3TJU390

Monologue a Day Project - Day 43

Buford takes on 'Avatar' with his Redneck Review.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 40

An expert judges the true value of a 'priceless' tin cup.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 39

Prisoner who thinks the television lies about the possibilities for success in America.

Monday, February 08, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 38

After the Czar's morning bath, it is his habit to meditate an hour before dressing himself.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 37

Old friend moves to Williamsburg, Virginia, and turns "Colonial"... like Ben Franklin.

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 36

Armchair philosopher lays down some cold, blunt truths to his neighbor.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 35

Pharmaceutical company bigwig reveals he sees every little thing that goes on at the office.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 33

Classic movie moment with a certain yellow dog changes a man.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 32

A former code-breaker obsessively analyzes his girlfriend's behavior.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 29

Being in denial, having extra-marital affairs, and incorrect assumptions.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 26

A man discusses many things... including coffee, dogs, his private and inner thoughts, plus second marriages.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 25

A man explains the true damage that has been done.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 24

Remembering the complexities of a grade-school romance.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 23

A guy determines that it's finally time to end it with his girl.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 22

Beirut hostage has sense of humor while remembering a colleague.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 21

A homeless man creates an illusion with heart-wrenching tenderness

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 19

A strange memory from Catholic School.

reBlog from Eric Hellman: Go To Hellman

I found this fascinating quote today:



From what we've been able to piece together, the book "lending" takes place in "libraries". On entering one of these dens, patrons may view a dazzling array of books, periodicals, even CDs and DVDs, all available to anyone willing to disclose valuable personal information in exchange for a "card". But there is an ominous silence pervading these ersatz sanctuaries, enforced by the stern demeanor of staff and the glares of other patrons. Although there's no admission charge and it doesn't cost anything to borrow a book, there's always the threat of an onerous overdue bill for the hapless borrower who forgets to continue the cycle of not paying for copyrighted material.Eric Hellman, Go To Hellman, Jan 2010



You should read the whole article.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 18

A sweet and embarrassing food memory involving Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 17

An actor is sick of being stereotyped as either a nice Jewish boy, or a flaming Queen.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 16

A young straight man tries to understand lesbians.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 15

The drunken head of a household plans murder, slaughter and revenge.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 10

A young man discovers why they call it a "crush"

Monologue a Day Project article at ShavarRoss.com

My good friend and colleague, Shavar Ross, posted this terrific article about my grandfather, and my latest attempt to record a monologue a day. Give it a read, and then check out the rest of his great website.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 9

A speech from Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare... is anybody hungry?

Friday, January 08, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 8

An essay by Steven Martin on the subject of "Closure"

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 7

A former nuthouse inmate makes an attempt to describe what you might expect if you do a stint in Bellevue's Psycho Ward.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Monologe a Day Project - Day 6

A cubicle dweller has a rather unhealthy obsession with one of his co-workers.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 5

A boxer comes to terms with the real reasons why some men obsess on the gym...

Monday, January 04, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 4

A heroin addict wrestles with his attitude towards the common cockroach.

Hybrid cars poop leaves


Hybrid cars poop leaves, originally uploaded by hollywoodkids.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 3

Dramatic monologue about a racist, and his reaction to a shooting in his town.

Monologue a Day Project - Day 2

Seriocomic monologue about a guy who's having a really bad day.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Monologue a Day Project - Day 1

Monologue a Day Project

Keith Coogan learns and performs a monologue a day as inspired by Julie and Julia. Hope you enjoy. Shot on the Sony HDR-HC1, cut with iMovie on an iMac. Day 1 is a prison monologue, shot and uploaded on January 1st, 2010. Happy New Year, everybody!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

What You See Isn't Always What You Get

The many uses of "Green Screen" also known as "ChromaKey". Personally, I have to say that more and more, special effects in film and television are getting so good, that I get fooled all the time.

At the end of this clip, is a shot from the pilot of "Heroes"... tell me you knew that was an effects shot... I dare you.

The year(s) of the iPhone


iPhone sketch, originally uploaded by hollywoodkids.

Did you succumb to the pressure yet? Have you tried out this evil piece of technology from Cupertino? Are you forever in the grips of your Blackberry, maybe did some "slide to open" on the side? If you have an iPhone, if you love it, if you hate it... tell everyone how you feel in the comments below...

I love my iPhone... do you love yours?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

"The Godson" on Hulu

This is my favorite silly movie, next to "Downhill Willie"... Watch for me in the Mafia University scenes... I have some great bits with Kevin McDonald.

Feature Film

1:40:33

When Giuseppe "The Guppy" becomes head of the Calzone Mob family, his father sends him to "Mafia University" to learn the tricks of the trade.

rewind through the Iron Man 2 trailer

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14251831/iron-man-2/videos/ironman2_trl1_rewind_120709.html?show=hi

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sunset Blvd - Take a Ride along the Sunset Strip

A drive along the Sunset Strip and environs... with "Pink Floyd" inspired music... Shot by Keith Coogan with the Sony HDR-HC1, cut with iMovie on an iMac.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Art School Photo of Shoes


Art School Photo of Shoes, originally uploaded by hollywoodkids.

New pic and resume

Keith Coogan's headshot and new resume hosted at Screen Actors Guild.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Simple Analogy

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.


The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.

What a profound short little paragraph that says it all

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for,that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

Friday, November 13, 2009

Amazing Tech in New Mercedes

Mercedes now have automatic braking and acceleration assist, night vision augmented reality, and maps with directions can be sent from your computer directly to your on-board navigation system.

I also saw an ad on Hulu for cars that have a "dashboard-watchdog system" that checks to make sure you are awake and alert for long, night-time drives. This same ad had steering correction for when you drift over the line. Coupled with the auto braking and acceleration... this could lead to self-driving cars.

I predict within 5 years that you will be able to send directions to your car, get in, and then have your car drive you wherever you want to go automatically... with little or no further input necessary for the "driver"... as long as your destination is on Google maps.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Monday, November 02, 2009

Yes, this is really Los Angeles