Friday, November 28, 2003

How was parking? Did you stop and ask one of those parking enforcement Nazis if it was cool on Labor day? What about flag day? Are you going to the supply store at 11:00? What's happening with that dirty black kitten that was drinking stagnant water in the alley? Tell me everything!!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Good for you! If we can't do anything about the M.S., at least we can go after the Perverts! I can't fucking believe that crazy ass shit! If this were another country, he'd have his penis cut off for offending women, kids, and small furry animals.

Did you hear the one about the Parents that took their young son to Michael Jackson's house, received a bunch of money, and immediately called the cops, complaining of the molestation of their only child...

Neither did I...

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Going crazy- shit is almost finished up over here. I will get off in a half-hour or so.

When Michael Jackson was dangling his child off the balcony for the press, it seems that R. Kelly was waiting down below.
Sounds great!
See ya after 5:00pm!
Love ya...
Yes, call DD. I probably will work till 5 tomorrow as well. That's great you have John Redding! See, all of your clients are gonna hit you up at least one more time b4 the holidays.

See ya after work.

Love and kisses
She owes us a total of $130. $125 for returned check and $5 for fee. She obviously didn't take care of it that day, and the bank has been trying to clear the check since last Thur. They gave us the benefit of the doubt until this morning. Couldn't have happened at a better time. See how she is, and let her know what has happened. Get her to mail you a payment, in cash... that should take care of it. Maybe make some mac & cheese for me for tomorrow's lunch. I have $4 cash. Funny how stuff like this works out in the end. Hang in there little kitten.

Wanda bounced the check!
We have nothing!
They took $5 for insufficient funds from us
and the whole amount of Wanda's check!

We are totally at the wrong end of the money stick!

Funny... haha

Monday, November 24, 2003

Things are one big fricken HAIRBALL at work! Hectic as shit... I need to wear my brooks bros. shirt with a tie tomorrow... meeting with clients now! Funny thing is, I barely know what the fuck I'm doing! I have prepared two proposals today, and am following up on a whole slew of new towing clients. This shit is crazy, like me. I miss you, and love you so much. I just wanted to say that I am sorry for the last couple of weeks, and you have been great during this time, very patient. I don't know why you put up with me, and I will work very hard to be the man that you need. I love you more than you will ever know. And I will see you later, we can talk, or whatever.... I want to have fun with you again! And if it's my fault, then pinch me on the butt and call me stupid.


Friday, November 21, 2003


Someone is gonna go to jail.

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

I propose floating a bond of $15 Billion dollars.... Oh wait.... That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's new job, sorry. :)

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

How's that VH1 workin' out for ya? I just got word that I will be promoted to the Medical Client Relations Department as of tomorrow. My Schedule may change, as well as my pay. This may be a pretty good Christmas after all. :)

Monday, November 17, 2003

Cool, I mean, not cool, but cool. We are half-way there. At least you got O. Heck, the game-show network will be better than God and Golf on Sunday. See you around 3-ish...

Friday, November 14, 2003

No, I have not bought any smokes today. I will be kicking right along-side you. (bites nails)

Heard a great story. A small child had called for a product for their grandmother, we needed to know the grandma's age, the child wasn't sure, but said she would check the back of her underwear, because the child's underwear said for age 5-6, and she was sure that Grandma's underwear would list her age as well.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Back to work.... Hi ho, Hi ho.... I would like to take this opportunity to say hello to my Froobie. Nothing new in the news except for the death of Art Carney. Also, Christian Slater ended up in the hospital in Vegas after an argument with his wife. Oh, I did hear that I now am in possesion of a clip from the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Question, who in God's name is stupid enough to do that in this day and age?

Answer, Paris Hilton.