You are a little reindeer! I can't believe you! You made me leave the house without a jacket, and I'm totally freezing! That's what I get for not listening to you! You have been a good girl this year, and Santa has just a few more things he has to make in his elf shop for you, little girl. Santa is going to be a little late getting back from work. So I want to see you (in a christmas bow) waiting for Santa sometime before 3:00 P.M.
Don't argue with me, I'm Santa. Things are going to be as I say they are! Now be a good little girl, put a smile on that face, and wait for your Santa. (little elf dance)
I hate you! I love you! I hate you!

I love you,

-K