I haven't seen it yet, but apparently, "An Inconvenient Truth" is supposed to create some sort of paradigm shift in our consumercentric thinking. Hey, I'm all down for saving the planet, but is there anything we can do about Paris Hilton? (WARNING, LINK FOR PARIS REVEALS HER TRUE SKANKY SELF, SO... I WARNED YOU!) I mean really, who cares about that trustafarian anyways. I'm quite done hearing about her, her skanky rich boyfriends, and their criticism of Lindsay Lohan. I mean shit, didn't Lindsay earn every red cent she has, completely on her own? So to Paris, and whatever boy toy she decides to drag though the press this week, go choke on your whistle.