I love you this much...

And now it's raining!! Aaaargh!

Froobie, we are closer together now BECAUSE of everything we have been through together in the last 6-7 years. You are more important to me than anyone else on the planet. Sure, we have our probs, but together, we can always work through them. I just want this christmas to be me, and you, chilling like villains. I want to be close to you, to love you, and to smell you. (that sounds wierd, but it's not meant to be)
First and foremost, I want you to be happy. And I remember now what your father told me the secret was... do everything she tells me too! But I'm my own man, and one thing you haven't told me to do is thank you for being there and really being with me this whole time. We are better when we work together. And I don't want you to feel like I'm not working on this with you. I'm just a dude, but a dude in love with you!

P.S. Santa still wants to surprise you with SOMETHING! So I'll see you a few hours after work.

My little mushkin... I love you!
-K

P.P.S. I changed your hair page so it just says your first name... okay?

I'm sorry.

You are a little reindeer! I can't believe you! You made me leave the house without a jacket, and I'm totally freezing! That's what I get for not listening to you! You have been a good girl this year, and Santa has just a few more things he has to make in his elf shop for you, little girl. Santa is going to be a little late getting back from work. So I want to see you (in a christmas bow) waiting for Santa sometime before 3:00 P.M.
Don't argue with me, I'm Santa. Things are going to be as I say they are! Now be a good little girl, put a smile on that face, and wait for your Santa. (little elf dance)
I hate you! I love you! I hate you!

I love you,

-K

By the way, the candlestick was for us... plus two more cards.
Say hi to Cody for me.

That bum didn't send back the contracts or a check, am I just too naive?

-K

Yes, that was my first sale...
and yes, I should see you @ 5:15, the party is expected to last 1 hour.

P.S. There might be a bonus check as a christmas gift from my boss
Keep your fingers crossed for big $!

Today seems to be negotiation day for us. I just closed that account I was talking about this morning! All we need is the guys check and it's on! Great job on telling Nikole what was up with her Mom. That is so weird about Kyle and Nikole calling, both with funky moms. I love you, and have an extra candy cane for you.

-K

This could be bad for any "trial" they are gonna have for Saddam.
Makes us look like an ass is what it does.

Sounds great! I can't wait to see it. I'm sure you did a great job, after all, you are a proffesional. Work is the same as always, hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror. I love you, and will see you at 3pm.

P.S. You are a good girl, and Santa has you on his "Nice" list.

Hey, I (you) got you a present, You (I) hope I (you) like it. I'm absolutely sure you'll love it, as you picked it out. I can't wait to see what I (you) got you for christmas.

Action figures that are a little odd. These are very funny, and right up to the minute. Don't forget to get your "Captured Saddam" doll. Then you can get Bush and Blair and have a tea party!

A lion remains a lion even if captured. I agree with the idea that Saddam was possibly on drugs when captured. If not his own cocktail of painkillers, then maybe something given by his captors to keep him docile. Then don't forget, he was armed when they caught him. Why didn't he just pop a couple caps into the soldiers who were gonna pull him from his "spider hole"? Not that that would be a good thing or anything, but it's what I expected from the "Rogue leader of the Axis of Evil". He went down pretty much like anyone would, after being dogged since March. I still want to know where he gets his hair colored.

With all the news about capturing Saddam Hussein, I'm glad someone is focused on his lack of grey hair or roots. I'm pretty sure this could be spun up into a larger story. Like who IS Saddam's hairdresser? What color does he use? How often does he get his hair done. These are the questions the world demands be answered!

Hi baby, I got moved to my own desk at work today. It's really cool. I have a brand spankin' new computer (much faster than my old win95), my own regular phone and extension, and drawers and all that shit. I'm a big pimp now! How are ya doing today? Any news, or new appointments? Your my little skittle. ;-) wink wink

Second day of work on "Married to the Kellys", and those people couldn't be nicer. Very funny, relaxed, quick and talented. Maybe I like them so much because they are treating me so well. It feels like a real family that I happen to be staying with for a couple of days. Met some old friends as well as made some new ones. I will be going into work at 1 p.m. I know, rough huh?

Just had a full fire drill here at work. The entire building emptied out onto the streets. Damn! There are a bunch of people who work in our building! We stretched all the way from wilshire to 6th street. One person in our office was designated as being "dead". I saved an entire floor of people from burning to death, after hearing some knocking behind a fire door, I opened it, and saw 20 or so people who were trapped behind a locked door. They looked almost as relieved as if it were a real fire when I opened the door and saved their "lives". Got separated from my office, then grouped up with them once back out on the street. We almost had two "dead" when one of the guys in our office thought it was a good time to take a piss break. We found him ten minutes later. Then it took longer to get back in the building, as they had closed the stairs and the whole building had to compete for elevators to get back to their floors. Very exciting

*** NEWS ALERT ***

Los Angeles, Ca -
The public is just learning of the awakening of one Janet Lazar, hairdresser. She was spotted waking up in her stylish Hollywood, California bungalow. Reports of cuteness have been confirmed. This up to the minute report has been filed recently as we have learned of her possible employment at Prive Salon, one of the trendiest and most exclusive salons in Southern California. More on this to follow in the next couple of days.

-K

Nothing much going on over here today. It's the calm after the storm. I did come across a pretty hot lead today, and I will try to sell them on our service in the next 24 hours. I like it here when it's nice and mellow. Very good to hear JR is coming Fri. He's been a great client for you. I miss you, and can't wait to see you after work. Meow. Purr, purr.

-K

OK baby, hope you enjoyed your tacos. I'm still very busy here, don't know when I'll be home. I can't imagine that they will need me after 5. I'll keep you updated.

Oh really! What, did she wash her hair with Ajax? Are you feeling OK? Do you need some soup and crackers? Let me know, and I'll pick some food up on my way home...
-K

I hope you are feeling better. Everybody has their horns on here at work. "Python" - hiss hiss. If you need anything, call pink dot and have them bring it to you. (just use the card) I don't know how late I will be working today, probably 3 or 4, it is the busiest and craziest day they have had all year. Nothing new in the gossip arena, except that I found out we handle Ron Jeremy's calls, we are so busy, no one even has time for a joke or a jab. Usually we are a very fun office, but when I came in this morning, it was like I was at the law firm that represents Scott Peterson, or Michael Jackson. No fun. Fuck it. I'll make it fun. I'll put Visine in the coffee pot, that ought to get things moving here

How was parking? Did you stop and ask one of those parking enforcement Nazis if it was cool on Labor day? What about flag day? Are you going to the supply store at 11:00? What's happening with that dirty black kitten that was drinking stagnant water in the alley? Tell me everything!!!

Good for you! If we can't do anything about the M.S., at least we can go after the Perverts! I can't fucking believe that crazy ass shit! If this were another country, he'd have his penis cut off for offending women, kids, and small furry animals.

Did you hear the one about the Parents that took their young son to Michael Jackson's house, received a bunch of money, and immediately called the cops, complaining of the molestation of their only child...

Neither did I...

Going crazy- shit is almost finished up over here. I will get off in a half-hour or so.

When Michael Jackson was dangling his child off the balcony for the press, it seems that R. Kelly was waiting down below.

Sounds great!
See ya after 5:00pm!
Love ya...
-K

Yes, call DD. I probably will work till 5 tomorrow as well. That's great you have John Redding! See, all of your clients are gonna hit you up at least one more time b4 the holidays.

See ya after work.

Love and kisses
-K

She owes us a total of $130. $125 for returned check and $5 for fee. She obviously didn't take care of it that day, and the bank has been trying to clear the check since last Thur. They gave us the benefit of the doubt until this morning. Couldn't have happened at a better time. See how she is, and let her know what has happened. Get her to mail you a payment, in cash... that should take care of it. Maybe make some mac & cheese for me for tomorrow's lunch. I have $4 cash. Funny how stuff like this works out in the end. Hang in there little kitten.

-K

Wanda bounced the check!
We have nothing!
They took $5 for insufficient funds from us
and the whole amount of Wanda's check!

We are totally at the wrong end of the money stick!

Funny... haha

Things are one big fricken HAIRBALL at work! Hectic as shit... I need to wear my brooks bros. shirt with a tie tomorrow... meeting with clients now! Funny thing is, I barely know what the fuck I'm doing! I have prepared two proposals today, and am following up on a whole slew of new towing clients. This shit is crazy, like me. I miss you, and love you so much. I just wanted to say that I am sorry for the last couple of weeks, and you have been great during this time, very patient. I don't know why you put up with me, and I will work very hard to be the man that you need. I love you more than you will ever know. And I will see you later, we can talk, or whatever.... I want to have fun with you again! And if it's my fault, then pinch me on the butt and call me stupid.

-K

Bryant
Blake
Peterson
Jackson
Stewart
Specter

Someone is gonna go to jail.

I propose floating a bond of $15 Billion dollars.... Oh wait.... That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's new job, sorry. :)

How's that VH1 workin' out for ya? I just got word that I will be promoted to the Medical Client Relations Department as of tomorrow. My Schedule may change, as well as my pay. This may be a pretty good Christmas after all. :)

Cool, I mean, not cool, but cool. We are half-way there. At least you got O. Heck, the game-show network will be better than God and Golf on Sunday. See you around 3-ish...

No, I have not bought any smokes today. I will be kicking right along-side you. (bites nails)

Heard a great story. A small child had called for a product for their grandmother, we needed to know the grandma's age, the child wasn't sure, but said she would check the back of her underwear, because the child's underwear said for age 5-6, and she was sure that Grandma's underwear would list her age as well.

Back to work.... Hi ho, Hi ho.... I would like to take this opportunity to say hello to my Froobie. Nothing new in the news except for the death of Art Carney. Also, Christian Slater ended up in the hospital in Vegas after an argument with his wife. Oh, I did hear that I now am in possesion of a clip from the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Question, who in God's name is stupid enough to do that in this day and age?

Answer, Paris Hilton.

...and the devil said, "Come on down!!!"

I get three days off in a row! Whoopieeeeeeee! I get to spend them with my sweetheart. :)

The latest craze is Friendster. You sign up, invite friends to join your "network", then see all these crazy connections between people you didn't know knew each other and... well, just take my word for it.

Did not get "Las Vegas". The link to Ghettopoly is dead. Censorship is alive and well in America. The Bush administration is tearing itself apart, and no one has heard from Arnold in quite a while. No weapons of mass destruction have been found. Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict, and Wil Wheaton is on the BBC.

http://www.ghettopoly.com is something that should have been invented YEARS ago. Don't let any group or persons sensor such great humor. The only reason someone would sensor something like this is if they refuse to believe that people live like this. WAKE UP!!!

Just had a callback for "Las Vegas". I totally nailed it...slam dunk. We will just have to wait a few days now to find out if I got it or not. Thanks to my froobie for all of her help. Couldn't have done it without her... Now I am at work...180 degrees different than the rest of my life. But still somewhat the same... you get out of it exactly what you put into it. 'Nuff said.

This is a message for my froobie.... I love her very much, and can't wait to play with her after work... She is more fun than a barrel of playstations. More exciting than a recall election... More sexy than any model with the last name Romjin-Stamos! More fair and balanced than fox news! And I Love her, I love it, I love it, cause I'm fifty! And I can Kick, and Stretch, and Kick!!! Cause I'm fifty! Have at ya!!!!

Did a guest appearance on Joan of Arcadia on CBS. Was really fun, I liked working with Joe Mantegna. The "Debate" for the governor's chair was silly. Arnold is silly. I am silly. hehe

John Ritter and Johnny Cash have passed away, so has the bass player for Jewel. Three deaths, kinda creepy, huh?

I have another audition today, this time for AT&T. Can't wait to meet Scott Hicks (he's the director). I also hope I get Phil of the Future. Will just have to wait another day on that. Anyway, I love my baby, she has been a huge help to me in the past few weeks (years actually) and I would like to give a huge hug and kiss to her now....xoxoxoxoxo

fair and balanced

Ready.gov has lots of advice for us in times of emergency. If you go to their overview page, it tells you that terrorists are seeking different kinds of weapons to get us. Who is gettting us, how do you know, where's the memo? I haven't been threatened. Where's the threat? If someone finds a note, or recorded telephone call from a terrorist, I would like to read/hear it.

I guess this will be a lesson in keeping your head down, huh? Shouldn't have messed with us, no siree.... Maybe we could buy their suv's at auction later in the month? (hehe) I know a good day care that's going to be up for sale soon.... it comes with a meth lab...
What are we going to do today to stay cool? I had a great time yesterday trolling the park... Anyway, I should get back to work...love you and I'll see you at 4.

meow

The air is kickin' at work...it's down to like 80 in here....(I know that's not that cold, but at least it's better than Monday) what in the hell are we going to do after 4? Melt? Find a fountain? see a movie? go to a mall? drive around aimlessly? I will do any of these things... stay cool, and I will see you at 4:00

love you

To the beach we go... From the M**ies to Malibu (or maybe just Santa Monica) We could ride in AC, and look at the beautifull beaches... I was totally busy earlier, no time to blog..... now I have a moment to catch up from the days work.... See if they have "Bringin' down the house", if so, get it, if not, don't (hehe)

very hungry.... thirsty..... must.... have..... coco.............
blehh.........
The A.C. just stopped working here. (slits wrists from heat)
bleed - bleed - bleed

Bringin' down the house? Still gone I'm sure. If I see one more news item about Arnold, I'm going to "terminate" him. You are a very cute kitty cat, and I would like to pet you... :)

Enough is enough.... Janet Planet for Governor !!!!!

I had so much fun too... could get lost in Target for like days, ya know? I just love looking at all that crap we don't need (some of it would be great, but most of it is just crap) And what's the deal with trying to overcharge us? Maybe we could go see the M**ie today, then get a telescope, then go out to some dark Malibu/Oxnard/Valencia place and spy on Mars!!!, No?? Then maybe we could scrounge around at the Alley today?? No??? Then maybe we could just get some movies and hole up at home??? No?? then maybe we could just lounge in bed all day and night.... :)

Nothing special, just some snacks, drinks, etc... Don't know why, but I'm totally craving chicken salad (maybe I just want the water in the lettuce - as I probably totally dehydrated from the coffee, cocos, etc...) I will see you at 4:00, and I will check your blog in a few to see if there are any updates.... I love you....

Have finished towing for the morning, and am moving into long term care. This has been a long morning, and the day just keeps moving along. Can't stop the clock, can we? I just want to say that the whole Mars sighting is so fucking cool, how many times can you stare at another planet with your bare eyes? I am not going to even comment on Arnold running for Governor (isn't that a comment in itself?) I am missing my janetplanet007, and can't wait to be done with work today. I'll update in a few hours or so....

Yes, let's go to Taco Bell after i get off work. As far as cancelling comcast, I think we should either get the deal with cable tv, or wait until we have hooked up some other connection to the internet before you cancel it. The sbc deal looks great, but we may not be able to get it because we used to be with them too. I can't wait to see you after work (yes, your smiling face), and I am just staring at pictures of you on the internet.... :)

Oh, yes, Taco Bell WILL pay!!! They shortchanged me, threatened to call security on me for complaining about it, and generally have pissed me off!!!! I have sicked JanetPlanet007 on them, they will regret their actions. Imagine being ripped off for $15 dollars from a Corp.!!!!! Like they are going to miss the money. I feel like the Hulk...normally fine, but make me angry and...... you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.
Hi baby, I will see you later today, I love you and miss you terribly.

Do not recall Davis, the teamsters will get you. As is being reported in the news, the AFL-CIO has backed Davis during this recall madness, and basically threatened any other Democrat from joining the race at this point. Good for them. If Davis has stood up for the Labor Unions, then maybe Davis is the best candidate for this State. Do you see any other organizations other than the Neo-Cons supporting this recall? Do you see any other groups sticking their necks out for their choice? No, and the reason is, is because no one has done for this state what Davis has done. No one is gratefull to anybody else, because no one else has done anything of merit. If the AFL-CIO is supporting Davis, then every God-fearing Democrat better cow-tow to him, he is our only hope. Do not let this beautiful state fall into the hands of "Conservatives" at this time, it would be devastating. Hi baby, I'll see you soon, and thank you for the wishes of luck and success, they shall soon come to bear fruit. Just watch and see... :)

Todd: Calleigh Duquesne, long time. You still driving that little inline-4?
Calleigh: I traded up. 4.6 liter, dual-overhead cam, multi-port fuel injection.
Todd: I love it when a woman talks dirty.
Calleigh: You get anything on our mystery car?
Todd: I did. Took a bit of heavy listening.

He dims the room lights.

Todd: She revs high, definitely an eight-cylinder or better. Auto tranny, aluminum block. Driver's a cheap bastard...
Calleigh: how do you figure?
Todd: Hear that pinging? He's using lower octane gas than the manufacturer's recommended. Now that's criminal.
Calleigh: Not unless we can find him. Can you get me any closer to a make and model?

Cunningham grins, up for the challenge.

So, I see I have been "dropped off", like some kid at school. You are going to wash the car and then WHAT!?!?!?!?! I am very jealous, but I think I'll live. Meanwhile, I have called half of New Jersey and it is only a quarter till 10! Hmmmmnnn? A place to take my honey tonite...
perhaps some dinner, perhaps a drive? No movies, plays, etc... just someplace it can be me and her.... hmmmmmnn....

I know!!!! I'll take her to.....

JanetPlanet007 is in the other room, giggling at Steve Edwards and Co. Silly shows like Good Morning L.A. make her happy. Now, she is hissing like a wild alley-cat. Uh-oh...

Had two auditions yesterday, one was a call-back. We shall see if it was all just a waste of time, or a chance to get out of this not-working rut. It's fine not working, however I think it is pretty cool to be doing what I like to do rather than what I have to do to survive. Maybe I'll work soon, maybe I will never work again. I know that is possible, yet somehow I feel I will continue to be sucked in and pushed out of this business in a neverending cycle of ups and downs...bring it on.

They killed a man last night, right down the street from me. "They", being the L.A.P.D., (the man), being a flasher that was exposing himself to little kids. He flashed a knife at the police, they gunned him down. BAM, bam, BAM, bam. Shotguns ring out in the night. Seeing our street on the evening news. Scary.

Helicopter, flying in cirlces, of the L.A.P.D. variety, very noisy, if it crashes, we will surely perish...

On the Kobe trial... There is so much mud slinging going on, from people in the Hotel ready to come forward with noise complaints to the victim bragging about the incident at a party, will this never end? No matter what the verdict, Kobe and the alleged victim will both pay for this. As far as the U.S. military having just confirmed the assasination of Saddam's two renegade sons, yeah, right, I really believe that happened. Isn't it funny how the Bush administration really needed something to distract from the Niger-uranium story, and here we are with two dead (didn't they die like months ago?) sons. Hmmmmmn?

At work, blogging and working at the same time...
Perhaps I should be focusing on one or the other, perhaps not...
I hope Kobe is innocent, and I hope Bush is found guilty...
As far as the Kobe thing goes, I feel very bad for the girl that accused him, she will never have a fair trial against such a huge figure.
Something fishy happened in Colorado, and only two people will ever know what really happened.

Sunday, a day of rest, hehe.... Read my Rense, checked out my Drudge, and now I'm bloggin'!!
Gonna play a little Warcraft, then have some breakfast.

Working hard, many auditions, and web projects... very exhausted...

Early day tomorrow, must get to bed...