Tales of the Bone Machine - A fair and balanced look at Hollywood, Politics, Media and Cute, Furry Animals, plus updates on those Vicious Squirrels and their Planned Squirrel Invasion and Uprising - by Keith Coogan
Friday, December 28, 2007
Squirrels attempt "dry run" on Florida Highway Patrol
Monday, December 10, 2007
Friday, December 07, 2007
White House Quietly Admits Bush Lied
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
W.C. Fields: The Great McGonigle Act
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
So, the states bogus secrecy needs trump the peoples real privacy rights?
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
282,700 score on Galaga
282,700 score on Galaga
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
Not the highest score on this particular machine, but this is my all-time best score on a real, arcade-style, stand-up version of Galaga. I can't really believe I acheived such a high score, although I am on some pretty strong painkillers after a nasty trip to the dentist, so maybe I was just in some sort of drug-induced trance. That could explain it.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Blogs go dark, fans get behind the writers
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Saturday, November 10, 2007
Friday, November 09, 2007
Inland Empire
I have recognized some themes and possible messages though, themes that wouldn't have been readily apparent if I hadn't obsessed over "Mulholland Drive" and found Lost on Mulholland Drive, which is an excellent and thorough collection of analysis, reviews and suggested interpretations of one of the best "puzzle" films ever created.
I say "puzzle" film only because it is the best and most simple way of describing the overall effect of watching the film, and then being captured by essences and small things late at night, when you thought you had put it down. These two movies can crawl right up under your skin and speak to the immortal soul and great unknown in each of us.
I rented "Inland Empire" from Netflix. I will now be turning my "three at a time" plan into a "two at a time" plan, as I am holding onto this disc and will be watching it endlessly looking for clues into its mysteries.
Here is what I've come up with so far. Now, some Lynch fans may say that I am grasping at the obvious, but I am peeling back this movie one layer at a time, so bear with me:
Actors are whores.
They sell a bit of their soul each time they book a movie.
The producer of the film within a film is the devil.
The lead actress made a Faustian deal with the devil.
Her soul is his to play with.
There is an image of rabbits in a sit-com.
The producer said he used to like to play with rabbits. And dogs.
Now I think he is playing with people.
She is a lost soul, condemned to play out life for the devil's amusement and entertainment.
All the world's a stage, and we are merely players.
****And all this from only 1 hour of this movie!!!***
It is too intense to watch all at once. But I will try this weekend.
David Lynch has tapped into so much stuff that I am stunned into awe.
I will try to continue my analysis as I watch more of the film.
Signed,
Keith "Oh My Gawd, what a weird film!" Coogan
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
This bitch is about to transform!
This bitch is about to transform!
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
You know you've been watching your "Transformers" DVD too much when this truck somehow looks menacing.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Trauma, Turmoil and Challenges
Wow, couldn't have been a rougher last several days. Actually, I am fully aware that it could have been worse, so I must continually thank my lucky stars (Mother Mary) for my blessings. I'm not much of a religious man, (having been raised as a lapsed Catholic) but prayer seems to be the only way to find relief from the pressures of everyday life.
As many of you may know, I used to be an actor. I say "used to be" because it has been at least two years since I worked on a set, and I also let my AFTRA membership go bye bye. Still have my SAG membership, however I am not currently represented by a talent agent either.
Here is what I'm looking for:
-A new agent (one who "gets" me, understands my past work, and where I'd like to be in the future)
-Someone to help me put a reel together. I have all of these movies under my belt, but I never really had a clip tape. I'm lazy, and I thought my credits would be enough to get into the casting room, apparently they aren't, so I need a clip dvd.
-Two studio pictures a year, with no less than sixth billing. I don't need big parts to get big laughs, just steady enough exposure so I don't keep hearing the phrase, "So, do you still act?"
-I hate television, but would do guest roles on single camera, scripted shows. No "live" shows or half hour comedies, and no improvisation. I respect the written word, and am looking to work on fully fleshed out ideas, rather than winging it with a bunch of improv artists. Movies are not improv, although 40 Year Old Virgin was great, I'm sure there was a script. I know this is limiting, and the first thing that every potential agent says to me is, "How about tv, sitcoms, pilots, commercials or stand-up?" Most of the time I would like to say, "How about I punch you in the face with my bitter fist?" But usually I insist that this is the canvas that I like to paint on, and the arena that I had most of my success, why not continue towards that goal?
-Around 20 million dollars, so that I can retire and build a movie studio where I can write, direct, shoot and edit low budget, grindhouse pictures for the rest of my life. Maybe pumping out an art picture that "means something" every once in a while.
Is that too much to ask for?
I have tried to not be bitter like most other former child actors are, but it's getting harder and harder each and every day. I have never complained or whined much in the past, but I am ready to let success back into my life, am starting to lose my infinite patience, and am now angry at lost opportunities and past choices. What the heck does a former child actor have to do to get work in this town?
To Harry Gold, I'm sorry for letting you go at the peak of my career. I certainly shot myself in the foot with that move. When I approached you years later, you were no help. I understand you felt burned when I let you go, and I think that if I hadn't listened to Linda Brown and moved over to Innovative Artists, then you and I would still be working together, and things would be quite different than they are now. I'm sorry Harry, but I was just a kid, and I didn't know any better.
I'm looking for my next "Harry Gold". If you are out there, and if you liked my work in the past, I have grown up quite a bit, and am seeking representation.
Looking for help,
Keith Coogan
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Exercise Vigilant Shield ’08 slated for October
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Thursday, October 04, 2007
Voting Fraud
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
End of the world
End of the world
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
Somehow this signals the final nail in the coffin of our society. A Bratz Shrek synergy.
Wow.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Epidemic Of Police Brutality Sweeps America (12 VIDEOS)
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CFR's Hart Suggests False Flag Event For Iran War
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Current Foreclosure Crisis Deemed the Worst in U.S. History
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Monday, September 24, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
First fire of the year
First fire of the year
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
Our fireplace, as seen through the screen. As the first real rainstorm is upon us, we lit our first fire.
It was kind of hard to get started, even with dry wood. Makes you think that all of those brush fires that happen had to have been set on purpose. It seemed so hard to get going that I thought every fire just HAD to be set on pupose. Way too hard to light one on "accident".
IMHO
TINLA
LOL
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Blackwater security firm banned from Iraq
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Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
LOST CASH: $9 Billion U.S. Currency (If Found Please Call 202-456-1111)
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
9-11-2007- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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Sunday, September 09, 2007
Latest Bin Laden Video Is a Forgery
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Thursday, September 06, 2007
NORTHCOM Plans 5 Day Martial Law Exercise
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Monday, September 03, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Study: US preparing 'massive' military attack against Iran
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Monday, August 27, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring
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Saturday, August 11, 2007
Yeee-haw! Here comes the draft!
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Friday, August 03, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
So much happening, but I like the teamwork
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
IRS Loses in Court
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
Bic lighter
Bic lighter
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
An example of a well designed product.
Just like the iPhone.7
Lick my iPhone
Lick my iPhone
Originally uploaded by hollywoodkids
The iPhone is so great, you'll just want to lick it.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Breaking!!: Cheney on the DC Madam List.
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Saturday, July 07, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
So let me get this straight....
A man was convicted of lying in court about outing a CIA officer.
But she was married to a man who didn't think Iraq was a threat.
So.....
The man that broke the law gets his sentence commuted by the very President that he was working for when he broke the law.
Was the President trying to get the man that was married to the CIA officer to shut up?
Why did they do it?
Does anybody else even know what I'm talking about or even care about the implications of the whole story?
Why are we at war with Iraq?
The legal reason seems to be something about WMD's.
The same ones that the guy that was married to the CIA officer said were probably not there.
So someone discloses her identity to get him to shut up or be discredited.
We go to war as a country against Iraq because everyone is so sure that there were WMD's.
There were no WMD's.
We executed the man that was holding at least some semblance of peace and order of the region in his dictator grip.
So we find out that the man that outed the CIA officer, who was the wife of the guy that didn't think there were WMD's is busted, and then found guilty of lying and sentenced to jail and fined.
Our President then commutes his sentence so he doesn't have to do the jail time.
But didn't the lie that he told help the President get the political clout he needed to attack Iraq?
Is this an infinite loop of illogic.... or am I missing something?
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
US Army Pushes For Amnesty Bill Fast Track So It Can Recruit Illegal Aliens
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Friday, June 08, 2007
Paris could have done up to six months under California Law
The DMV can suspend or revoke your driver's license for many reasons, including driving under the influence, drug possession, not carrying auto liability insurance, not filing an SR1 traffic collision report after an accident, medical conditions, failure to pay child support, and other reasons.
Driving on a suspended or revoked driver's license is a misdemeanor criminal charge, and you can be arrested and taken into custody. The punishments for driving on a suspended license can include a fine of up to $1000 and up to six months in jail. If you have previous criminal traffic convictions, the fine and jail time can both be increased. You may be required to install an ignition interlock device on your car, and in some cases, the State of California may take away your car.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Justice system proves to be unfair!
Los Angeles County Sheriff
Leroy (Lee) D. Baca
4700 Ramona Blvd
Monterey Park, CA 91754
Phone: (213) 526-5000
Email: webemail@lasd.org
Web Page: www.lasd.org
Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail. The judge clearly said that she was not to be released early, or go under house arrest with an ankle bracelet.
Sheriff Baca directly violated this judges wishes, and should therefore be recalled.
Recall Sheriff Lee Baca.
Please.
We need to send the right message to our youth, they are corrupt enough as it is, we don't need to make things worse.
What kind of an example does this set when a person who violates their parole gets 3 days in a private cell? She repeatedly broke the law, ignored her punishment, and now, apparently, doesn't have to finish serving her time.
Completely unfair. I would be pissed off right now if I had the same charges, yet were serving even 1 hour longer in jail than Paris has.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Take the time to remember D-Day
How sad.
We have an entire generation now that has no memory or knowledge of the sacrifices that previous generations have made on their behalf.
We used to try to provide for a better future for our children.
Now the only thing we provide is fear, and hopelessness.
We truly will be worse off as a country when the last of the "Great Generation" kicks the bucket.
What we really need now is a draft.
Make the kids of today go off to fight a war in a foreign land, that ought to straighten 'em out!
Monday, June 04, 2007
Former Top Rove Aide Resigns after Revelation of Illegal Voter 'Caging'
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
2007 Bilderberg Meeting In Istanbul [VIDEO]
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Bush hires Halliburton/KBR to build detention camps in USA
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
A website with the cutest pictures and videos on the web, period.
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Thursday, May 24, 2007
Please check out the site that has been sending TONS of traffic over to my little old homepage.
Former Child Star Central
Here is a brief sample of what's on their homepage right now:
Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell) | File Under: "Extremely Offensive"
Maureen McCormick (The Brady Club) | File Under: Shaping Up
Shia LaBeouf (Even Stevens) | File Under: Indiana-Bound
Danny Bonaduce (The Partridge Family) | File Under: Divorce Court, His
Marie Osmond (Donny & Marie) | File Under: Divorce Court, Hers
Keith Coogan (Adventures in Babysitting) | File Under: All-New Wil Wheaton?
Brian Bonsall (Family Ties) | File Under: Busted
Britney Spears (Teen Idol) | File Under: Out of Rehab
Keri Russell (MMC) | File Under: Married, and Expecting
Ray J (The Sinbad Show) | File Under: Sex-Tape Star
I thought this was absolutely awesome! Please visit their website, it is very entertaining to say the least.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Um.... I really don't know what to say about this.
Not only is it not that "black" (how on earth would we possibly hear about it if it was supposed to be such a "secret"?), but doesn't this strike you as one of the dumbest ideas ever? WWIII anyone?
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Top 25 Censored Stories
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Monday, May 14, 2007
Congratulations! You May Already Be A Terrorist!
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Homeland Security Office Existed Prior To 9/11
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Griffith Park is on fire. I was outside shooting some video of flames licking at the heels of the Griffith Park Observatory. Very cool looking, although horrible to witness. It looked all orange and angry.
It is still hot as a Dickens. This Summer is going to be hell.
Quoted from article:
"I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington. The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray". Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values. One person CAN make a difference. One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one........."
Monday, May 07, 2007
Corporate Media Censor Ron Paul's Debate Success
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Why is Cheney impeachment not in the news?!
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
LOST prepares for season finale with an amazing episode tonight (3x19)
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HD DVD cracks: there's no going back
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Gee, I guess if you removed the 04 at the beginning, and then got rid of the part of Colorado that is not part of the official postal abbreviation for the state, replaced the written out words with numbers, and you get the reference to Kill Bill, then you would have a number in hexadecimal format that some people don't want you to read, know about or use. I certainly do not condone or support the use of such a number.
I'm not sure what the number is... or how to use it...
But it seems to be pissing off a lot of people.
Now, where else on the net would I find such a number?
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Now, all apologies to the actors that played Nikki and Paulo, it was through no fault of your own that your parts were added just to annoy us "Lost" fans. Heck, I have even worked with Kylie Sanchez, Sam Anderson, and Andrew Divoff. Andrew is the nicest "Bad Guy" in the industry. Sam is a classic, and Kylie is very sweet. If I was given any role in "Lost", I would immediately take it, sight unseen, so I cannot blame any of these actors or their work for their demise on the show. (Patchy and apparently Nikki and Paulo are dead, and Rose and Bernard have been downsized) But I have to say, that when Sawyer was all, "Who the hell is Nikki?" and when a killer spider was introduced to off them... I was grinning in my cold, sick, and rotten soul. My heart kept saying, "Yes! Kill them... kill them all, now!"
All great actors. And apart from Nikki and Paul, all great roles. I do wish the best for Kylie and Rodrigo, however... it was time they went away.
Take care all, and see you next week for the next episode of "Lost"!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
The final contents of Anna Nicole's fridge are quite telling. Shoot... I knew that slim-fast stuff was bad for you, but this is just plain awful. Listen up kids... don't try to control your weight, it's really very dangerous. Oh, and a methadone addiction has its problems as well.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Australian Squirrel Monkey
In keeping with the theme of this blog (either political news and commentary or photos of cute animals), here is the first cute and furry animal of the year.
This is an Australian Squirrel Monkey, apparently clinging to some kind of a stuffed animal of a goose-like nature.
Enjoy... and Happy New Year!